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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Poison Ivy
No, not that crap movie with Allysa Milano. The shitty skin rash. And I've got it.
I'm outside last week, frolicking in nature, instead of tending to my precious blog, and this is my reward. Inflamed pustules on my legs and arms, and that's just for starters, probably. These things itch just enough to irritate you, but not enough for me to miss work, or use an excuse for justifiable homicide.
"Yes, your honor. My client was in the throes of extreme itchiness when he shot up that Wal-Mart."
Gee, you'd think someone could just go on and on about his disgusting skin rash, but YOU'D BE WRONG.Labels: poison ivy, rash
posted at 5:31 PM
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