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Friday, April 02, 2004
Richard Clarke

Yeah, the guy who is making the current draft-dodging president look like what he is.

Sure, he's gonna sell a lot of copies of his new book and make a pile of dough. Secretly, I'm sure Dick Cheney envies this strategy, but may actually be well-funded enough, thanks to his kickbacks from Halliburton.

"Synthesizing the blood of your sons, brothers and fathers into real wealth since 1971."

So, Clarke testifies in front of Congress, and he gives it pretty good to both the Bush and Clinton administrations. Apparently, everyone was asleep at the wheel since 2001, and even Clinton had a couple of chances to launch air strikes or cruise missiles to nail Osama.

"Aha!" The chicken hawks cry. "Billy dropped the ball, too!"

Well, my problem is that I have the ability to remember things that happened more than twenty minutes ago. And I seem to recall that Bill Clinton was very busy the last few years spraying his genetic material around the Oval Office, and then defending himself as though it was an actual crime. It'd have been nice if he hadn't committed (GASP) adultery, but it really didn't affect his job performance. That should be obvious.

I also recall that on occasion during the impeachment circus, Clinton had cause for some reason or another to launch cruise missile at something or other. It was in the Sudan or Afghanistan or someplace. Remember the handwritten, hastily drawn "BABY MILK FACTORY" signs on the news? Milk for babies? Or milk FROM babies? Or is it just a wee milk factory? I digress...

The point is, finally, that anytime Clinton launched a cruise missile at terrorist camps, the Republican leadership would scream "Wag the dog!" As if this was the only way to get these hypocrites to change the subject from blowjobs to ANYTHING ELSE.

I'm not going to say that Bush is responsible for 9/11, but politically, it was a wet dream for a weak leader lacking vision, and I hold hope that America will awaken from it before November.

That, or reinstate the draft. NEXT! ON simsblog.

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