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Friday, November 17, 2006
Clearly Exhausted

I've been awake for quite a long time, and it's possible I may have become delusional. I have been told the following, and am questioning reality:

The Democrats control both houses of Congress.

Trent Lott, who had to step down as Senate Majority Leader for making racist remarks, has now won the title of "Minority Whip." Some people are born to do certain jobs.

George W. Bush is in Vietnam. I suppose that can only mean that it is now the safest place on Earth, because you couldn't get him within 5,000 miles of it back when he was flying military jets.

Fog has rolled in outside.

People are being shot fighting over the right to buy a video game system, that will not ever help them get laid.

Newsweek reports that women are getting eyelash transplants.

007 is blonde.

Life remains interesting, staying in demand helps.


posted at 11:38 PM

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