Stupid, stupid, stupid
Earlier, I am sitting next to She-who -completes-me, and I grab her right hand as an affectionate gesture. The whole interlocking fingers thing, and I notice the fingers are very smooth and not jagged with jewelry.
"Wow!" I say stupidly. "No rings."
She looks at me and says nothing. And yet, quite a lot.
"I sure as hell walked into that one, didn't I?"
She laughs.
This will not be a cheap fix.