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Thursday, April 12, 2007
Right again, jackass

CBS fired Don Imus this afternoon.

"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we are free at last!"

Great days are ahead, my friends, now that racism is over. Frankly, I'd be surprised if the Shiites and Sunnis didn't throw down their arms, get together, and sign a peace treaty with Israel.

Yes, anything is possible, now that Don Imus has been fired.

I have set my alarm for 5am tomorrow morning, in eager anticipation of seeing the sun rise in the west. If racism can be so easily overcome, then the other laws of nature should be toppling as well.

Perhaps GM and Toyota, in a burst of good feeling, will finally unveil the vehicle which will end our dependence on fossil fuels. Why shouldn't they? There is nothing holding any of us back from being the best we can be, now that Don Imus has been fired.

This is what it's all about. This is the Utopian future we have dreamed of.

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