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Friday, October 12, 2007
This and that, 12 October 2007

The Dalai Lama is coming to Washington to receive a medal, and will meet with President Bush. The two will not embrace or shake hands, as there is some concern that the two of them will cancel each other out.

A six-year old girl in Brooklyn has been cited by the city of New York for graffiti for drawing on the sidewalk in front of her house with chalk. This never would have happened on Giuliani's watch, rest assured. Her ass would be halfway to Gitmo if Rudy was still running things. I mean, assuming he wasn't trying to date her.

Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize. Your reaction to this headline tells me more about you than I really want to know.

Attention stupid parents! The holidays are coming, and here are some Do's and Do Not Do's as you shop for your spoiled brats. It never ceases to amaze me that I need a license to drive a car, and any two drunken imbeciles can have kids, and no one says a damned thing.

Lead: It's not just for kids' toys anymore. Putting it in lipstick probably seemed like a good idea at the time, and I see a lot of women with concerned looks today. And also a few guys who normally seem VERY happy look a little jumpy.

LA is the home to more homeless people than any other city in America. That headline doesn't even make sense.

The US House of Representatives approved a measure this week to label the murder of 1.5 million Armenians by Turks in 1915 a genocide. President Bush is concerned that this action will harm relations with Turkey. Too soon? I mean, it was only NINETY-TWO YEARS ago. Set your watches, Darfur will be declared a genocide by 2093.

Scientists have explained your chocolate cravings. I dunno, "It tastes good?" Still no cure for cancer.

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